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06/16/2016 | Pennsylvania

Vermont’s excellence isn’t limited to a surfeit of jams made from the crushed matter of hand-coddled berries and gamey ripe yogurt, still warm with the active bustle of a probiotic kingdom.

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I Prospectus

Blacksburg was the last stop on our tour. We’d ridden our way through the artisanally-choked gaps and valleys of Vermont and across the slate gray gravel and hidden roads that crisscross the hills surrounding State College, PA. We had done some great riding, superb riding, world-class riding, but we hadn’t done enough swimming or trail shredding, we hadn’t properly lounged at camp or taken time to perfect our hacky sack skills. Up to this point we had been GO GO GO. No, we weren’t head down drilling, but it is very easy to underestimate the time it takes to perform a day of bikepacking. There’s the act of cooking breakfast, of breaking camp, of riding 40-60 miles, of setting up camp, of eating again, and then of going to sleep, not to mention the countless other little starts, stops, asides and ad-libs that are bound to happen. If you’re us—seven wonderfully imaginative and excitable beings—then you know this process takes ALL DAY.


So while contemplating our next ride in the charged atmosphere of a roofers convention (our digs at the Blacksburg Comfort Inn were obviously a de facto barracks/nightclub for a regiment of these burnt red workers), we decided that on this trip we would go Hub & Spoke. It is unclear whether the term Hub & Spoke is an established idiom for describing base camp-style bikepacking, but really it doesn’t matter—the important thing is that the description definitely relates to bikes and that deploying this style meant we were only had to set up camp once. So we enacted Project Hub & Spoke. 17-ish miles outside of Blacksburg we stumbled upon an unoccupied group campsite with the follow amenities:


  • A big fire ring
  • Running water for filtering
  • Clean toilets
  • A large and very comfortable grass field
  • Comfortable distance from the access road
  • A horseshoe pit with horse shoes
This would be our home, from which we’d strike out on our daily adventures which included Tubing, Trail Riding, Pizza Eating, and Community Relations.”- YJ

After three days of rural Virginia hedonism we realized that the bicycle isn’t just about pushing limits. Its beauty is its function, and though it is capable of taking you to the ends of your endurance, it is equally at home riding ten miles to explore your own backyard. It was as if we were seeing adventure, bicycling, and the outdoor experience through new eyes. Had we been rushing to accrue miles simply for the purpose of accruing miles? Were we killing ourselves just to see another stretch of gravel no different than the one in front of us?


To be fair, there is a time and a place for exertion and we wouldn’t trade our hard days for the world because these hard days are often revelatory personally and socially. But by changing pace, by slowing down our rush to pedal, we discovered that when we give ourselves the time to wander and muse, allow ourselves the space to experience the world as it naturally presents itself, we find that it has always been there, cloaked in a veil of planning and drive. We realized that all it takes is a bit of time and a curious mind to find an unexpected and beautiful experience.

The bicycle, at its most basic level, is a machine for experience and a catalyst for the unexpected. And if you want it to, it will open your eyes to possibility. As far as we’re concerned that’s as good as it can possibly get.”- YJ
The East Coast is old and colonial or whatever, and as such it's rich in tradition and history. But tradition and history are boring unless someone tricks you into consuming tradition and history by hiding them in stories. Stories are exciting and engaging. Nowadays we mostly tell stories using the Internet and Snapchat, but back in the Pilgrim days we didn't have electricity or words so story telling was often done orally. Early settlers also used "physical objects" like the printing press and quilts to tell their stories and pass down their histories. Story quilts don't require a formal education, just talent, creativity and some yarn. For that reason and that reason alone, we worked with visual artist Dan Funderburgh to create a talisman in the form of a quit, or "tapestry," featuring key elements of our East Coast Bikepacking Campaign, something that would protect us and guide us, and precede us. If it helps, you can think of it as as a visual emissary and banner under which we launched ourselves into the heart of early American History.
The Dat Moonshine Doe Roster
Yonder Journal recruited a top-notch crew of the world's finest, most accomplished adventurers for this trip. →→→
Benedict Wheeler, aka @ultraromance.
Moi Medina aka @moi_is_moi.
Sarah Swallow, aka @swallowbicycleworks.
Mary Lytle, aka @maryroselytle.
Chris Tank, aka @ctankcycles aka "BuckWild".
Kyle von Hoetzendorff, aka @newantarctica.
Daniel Pasley aka @yonderjournal.

II An Illustrated Guide to Edible, Medicinal and/or otherwise Notable Flora: Virginia Edition
Illustrations by Mara Menahan, with Commentary by Poppi

If your spirit guide, route planner and exercise midwife is a modern-day vagabond by the name of Poppi Wheeler, and you’re traveling—nay, “touring”— the Appalachian outback for weeks on end, you’re going to come in contact with A LOT of plants. Because:


  1. They are everywhere. The humid hills and muggy mountains of the East Coast are literally covered in vegetation. Some of it thick. Almost all of it green AF.
  2. Even though your Poppi is the recent recipient of an Amateur Professional Adventure Contract he still only eats from the three major food groups: 1) wild edible plants 2) Builder Bars 3) a small selection of handpicked, small batch foods purchased from locally owned Co-Ops 4) Artisanal Yogurt 5) Pizza.


So please, if you will, consider this a Public Service Announcement, or Guide, to some notable plants you’re likely to come in contact while traveling the East Coast and that you might want to eat, avoid, or use in the creation of a powerful and effective poultice.


About Mara Menahan: Mara was first recognized for her botanical art in the 4th grade when she won second place in an art contest for the Prickly Pear Land Trust in Helena, Montana where she grew up. She didn’t get first place though because she drew a saguaro cactus instead of a prickly pear cactus. Her scientific accuracy has greatly improved and today Mara draws plants all day every day as botanical illustrator at the U.S. Botanic Garden in Washington, D.C. Instagram: @maramenahan

Greater Burdock

Uses: Common in Chinese and Japanese food, as well as in macrobiotic diets. In traditional medicine, the fruits, seeds, roots, and leaves of burdock have been used as decoctions or teas for a wide range of ailments including colds, catarrh, gout, rheumatism, stomach ailments, cancers, and as a diuretic, diaphoretic and laxative. It has even been promoted as an aphrodisiac.

Scientific Name: Arctium lappa

Description: a Biennial, as tall as as 3 m (10 ft). It has large, alternating, cordiform leaves that have a long petiole and are pubescent on the underside. The flowers are purple and grouped in globular capitula, united in clusters. They appear in mid-summer, from July to September. The capitula are surrounded by an involucre made out of many bracts, each curving to form a hook, allowing them to be carried long distances on the fur of animals. The fruits are achenes; they are long, compressed, with short pappuses. The fleshy tap-root can grow up to 1 m (3 ft 3 in) deep.

Burdock Root, According to Poppi

“If you look around at roadsides and the edges of fields instead of your power meter (yes, I use a power meter all the time), you’ll often see this very common and large plant. I’ve noticed it’s perhaps the largest of the common weeds you see on the field edges and roadsides of the east. The root of this plant is a really nice addition to your goulash. Mid to late spring is the best time to harvest, while the root is still tender and affectionate. Takes a bit of digging to get the whole hing out, but the result is a potato/carrot concept album, and quite a large one at that.”

Burdock is also prized for its alleged intimate tent-pitching properties.”- Poppi
Paw Paw

Uses: Externally, Milkweed has been used in traditional medicine to treat warts. It has also been employed topically by renowned American health practitioner Jethro Kloss to help soften and remove gall and kidney stones. The boiled young shoots, leaves, unopened flowerbuds, flowers, and young pods are said to be good as asparagus, cooked greens, cooked vegetables, and fritters.

Scientific Name: Asimina triloba

Description: grows to a height of 35 feet (11 m) (rarely to 45 feet or 14 m) with a trunks 8-12 inches (20–30 cm) or more in diameter. The large leaves of pawpaw trees are clustered symmetrically at the ends of the branches, giving a distinctive imbricated appearance to the tree's foliage. The fruit of the pawpaw is a large, yellowish-green to brown berry, 2–6 in (5–16 cm) long and 1–3 in (3–7 cm) broad, weighing from 0.7–18 oz (20–500 g), containing several brown/black seeds 1/2 to 1 in (15–25 mm) in diameter embedded in the soft, edible fruit pulp.
Lamb's Quarters

Uses: Leave can be used as a wild spinach substitute, salads, stir fry, soups, casseroles; seeds can be ground into flour for gruel or bread. Native Americans ate the leaves to treat stomachaches and prevent scurvy.

Scientific Name: Chenopodium-album

Description: Tends to grow upright at first, reaching heights of 10–150 cm (rarely to 3 m), but typically becomes recumbent after flowering (due to the weight of the foliage and seeds) unless supported by other plants. The leaves are alternate and can be varied in appearance. The first leaves, near the base of the plant, are toothed and roughly diamond-shaped, 3–7 cm long and 3–6 cm broad. The leaves on the upper part of the flowering stems are entire and lanceolate-rhomboid, 1–5 cm long and 0.4–2 cm broad; they are waxy-coated, unwettable and mealy in appearance, with a whitish coat on the underside. The small flowers are radially symmetrical and grow in small cymes on a dense branched inflorescence 10–40 cm long.

Lamb’s Quarters, According to Poppi

“It tastes like spinach, but better, and even better for you. If Popeye ate lamb’s quarters instead of spinach his abs would be as big as his forearms. They grow on roadsides and have a distinct white talcum powdery underside. Cook it like you would its inferior brother, spinach.”

This is the king of vegetables.”- Poppi
Showy Lady's Slipper

Uses: The Cypripedium species has been used in native remedies for dermatitis, tooth aches, anxiety, headaches, as an antispasmodic, stimulant and sedative, depression. However the preferred species for use are Cyp. parviflorum and Cyp. acaule, used as topical applications or tea.

Scientific Name: Cypripedium reginae

Description: Plants consist of a stout, hairy, leafy stalk usually bearing one large flower (or up to three). The flower is six-parted, with a pouch, or labellum, that’s one to two inches long, spherical, or nearly so, with in-rolled edges, white suffused with deep rose to magenta. Petals and sepals are white, flat, and oblong. Leaves are large, elliptical, clasping, heavily ribbed, and hairy.
The Virginia Slice

Uses: Commonly used as a photographic prop and as food.

Scientific Name: Pizza virginia

Description: Largely looks like pizza, notable for it's 14 inch length.

The Virginia Slice, According to Poppi

“Long days in the sun tubing with nothing to hydrate yourself but a leather bota bag of wine can be depleting in many ways. There is a pizza place in Virginia that serves novelty-sized pizzas to misinformed customers on the phone.”

Pickup can generally be arranged via Uber, although leftovers can be transported back to camp on the Specialized Pizza Rack as demonstrated.”- Poppi
Black Raspberry

Uses: The berries are typically dried or frozen, made into purées and juices, or processed as colorants. Fresh berries are also marketed in season. Two well-known liqueurs based predominantly on black raspberry fruit include France's Chambord Liqueur Royale de France and South Korea's various kinds of Bokbunja.

Scientific Name: Rubus occidentalis

Description: Rubus occidentalis is a deciduous shrub growing to 2–3 m (7–10 feet) tall, with prickly shoots. The leaves are pinnate, with five leaflets on leaves, strong-growing stems in their first year, and three leaflets on leaves on flowering branchlets. The flowers are distinct in having long, slender sepals 6–8 mm long, more than twice as long as the petals. The round-shaped fruit is a 12–15 mm diameter aggregation of drupelets; it is edible, and has a high content of anthocyanins and ellagic acid.

Black Raspberry, According to Poppi

“Another easily identified wild food. Looks like a raspberry, cuz it is, only much better cuz it’s wild. Thorns are worth picking through.”

Something this tasty and nutritious should not be earned without self-sacrifice.”- Poppi
Corn Dog Grass

Uses: Chairmaking, construction (rafts, roofs, etc.), paper, textiles, biofuel, tinder, candlemaking, flour.

Scientific Name: Typha latifolia

Description: Typha leaves are alternate and mostly basal on a simple, jointless stem that bears the flowering spikes. The plants are monoecious, with unisexual flowers that develop in dense racemes. The numerous male flowers form a narrow spike at the top of the vertical stem. Each male (staminate) flower is reduced to a pair of stamens and hairs, and withers once the pollen is shed. Large numbers of tiny female flowers form a dense, sausage-shaped spike on the stem below the male spike. In larger species this can be up to 30 centimetres (12 in) long and 1 to 4 centimetres (0.4 to 2 in) thick. The seeds are minute, 0.2 millimetres (0.008 in) long, and attached to fine hairs. When ripe, the heads disintegrate into a cottony fluff from which the seeds disperse by wind.

III Poppi's Public Restrooms & Pizzeria: Recipe #3

Poppi is a full service Bike-Packing Guide and East Coast Aficionado. Does he know where to find the covered’est of bridges?, you bet he does. What about the primo dirt roads?, the ones with a buffed-out surfaces, no cars and countless dead possums?, ummm, duh. Haunted Tunnels anyone??? The nearest artisanal co-op? Poppi knows it all! But his instruction and guidance doesn’t end there, he also knows how to (safely) subsist on weeds and wild edible plants and trash found on the side of the road and behind abandoned buildings. With this in mind, Yonder Journal is proud to present a series of recipes from Poppi’s forthcoming cookbook called Poppi’s Public Restrooms and Pizza.


Poppi’s “Black Raspberry Slop”

This is a real nice breakfast treat that goes in like wallpaper paste, binds up to whatever else you ate, and comes back out like wallpaper paste. A classic at Poppi's.”- Chef Poppi


The Ingredients


  • Berries: really any berries will do, even raisins if you are a forage failure. I’ve been there.
  • Quick Oats: half a pot or so, Bob’s are the best.
  • Pinch of Salt: use Celtic if you have the choice.
  • Coconut Oil: three sporks.
  • Coconut Sugar or Honey: to taste.


The Steps


What most people in modern times don’t know is that if you just cook raw oats or other grains and eat them, you are basically pummeling yer gut with a mound of difficult-to-digest spackle. This spackle is enhanced with enzyme inhibitors that bind to the good stuff you would ordinarily get from yer properly prepared breakfast. So yer like “Poppi, how do I properly prep my gourmet breakfast wallpaper paste?” Well it’s really simple, soak the oats over night. If you wanna take it another step, add a scoop of yogurt or a dash of vinegar to up the acidity. This breaks down the inhibitors and basically pre-digests the slop for you. This is especially important if yer about to get on the bike or into the gym right away or go swimming. No one wants to puke in the pool. Ok, so that’s out of he way.


  1. Soak yer oats over night.
  2. Pour off any excess water in the morning.
  3. Start cooking the oats at a low temp on yer stove.
  4. Be sure to stir, cuz they will burn to the bottom.
  5. Add in the oil, sugar, and salt.
  6. Lastly add in yer berries.
  7. For an extra boost and blast, add sum hemp seeds.
  8. You should now have a nice slop.


  1. The Virginia Slice is a obscenely gigantic slice of pizza. According to the staff from Benny’s in Blacksburg everyone already knows this. So clearly this isn’t news to you.
  2. The rapids at the New River Junction Tube Float are more fearsome in appearance than in practice.
  3. If you end up sleeping at the Boley Field Group Campground on a full moon, expect to see a long distance runner ghost and his long distance runner ghost dog.
  4. If you are better at bike riding than Kyle, then the jump line in the Jefferson National Forest is totally doable on a loaded bikepacking rig. If you are worse at riding bikes than him, we suggest you steer clear.
  5. Unless you enjoy altercations, steer clear of taking photographs of the puppy farm/hamster house/outlaw castle on the road between Boley Field and the New River Junction.
  6. SUNSCREEN. Just put it on in the morning and remember to reapply in the afternoon. Don’t take my word for it, take Mary’s.
  7. Uber can pick you up at the New River Junction NO PROBLEM.

V Bike Setup

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Specialized Sequoia
  • 1. Hot off the presses! This baby is so damn new. It's next-year new. Future new. All the right things in all the right places new.
  • 2. It climbs like a MTB on MTB trails and rides like a road bike on road bike roads, and on the in-between it rides just how you please.
  • 3. Thru-axles for tidy driving and zero power loss.
  • 4. Carbon fork? Yep, I told you this was a future machine.
  • 5. It's also got flared drop bars, so when the going gets steep and nasty you have the leverage you need to guide yourself down the trail.
SRAM Force 1
  • 1. My friends, it is time that you freed yourself from they tyranny of a front derailleur! You no longer need to be a slave to the second shifter or at the the grinding mercy of cross-chaining!
  • 2. The answer is 1x11.
  • 3. Yes, all the gearing you need in a simple elegant one-shifter solution. Remember a time when your phone and voicemail were two separate things? Well the front derailiuer is soon to go the way of the answering machine. Don’t trust us, trust you.
Tubeless Wheels & Tires
  • 2. Do you feed your car hay? Do you watch TV by candlelight? Do you wakeboard behind a sailboat? No, so why would you put tubes in your tires? Get the net, the times have changed and so should you!
Sea to Summit Stuff Sacks
  • 1. We don't use Sea to Summit stuff sacks because the sponsor us (they don't).
  • 2. We use them because they work really really really well.
  • 3. They've even got these amazing bags with eVent fabric on the end opposite the load hole, which allows air to flow out for maximum compression ability without sacrificing waterproofness. Kind of genius.
  • 4. Sleeping bags, clothes, anything that needs to stay dry goes in one of these.
Specialized Burra Burra Bags
  • 1. Leather Bar black and stealthy.
  • 2. The Burra Burra seat bag features an anti-sway support bar so the back of your thighs don't get bumped.
  • 3. The Burra Burra handlebar bag has a fixed mount system that keeps the system from rubbing the front of your bike. Your headtube is not going to get a blister when running this baby.
  • 4. The Burra Burra top tube and frame bags, what is there to say? You can put stuff in these, stuff stays in these, water doesn't get into these. In short these put your mind at ease.
Poler Orange Label Backpack
  • 1. Laptop sleeve? ✓
  • 2. Hydration bladder pouch? ✓
  • 3. Ripstop fabric? ✓
  • 4. Futuristic magnetic buckles? ✓
  • 5. Removable back support & hipbelt? ✓
  • 6. Approximately 100 pockets and stash spots? ✓
  • 7. Waterproof rolltop? ✓
  • 8. Eye-pleasing green and orange motif? ✓
  • 9. Basically this is the neo-tech Poler gear. It represents the leap from Poler's comfortable car camping abode into world of wolves, avalanches, and multi-day hiking treks.
Sarah Swallow
  • 1. Complete badass.
  • 2. Competent in-a-pinch field doctor.
  • 3. Stylish cycling bon vivant.
  • 4. Fluent in navigation and GPS management techniques.
  • 5. Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah Sarah!
Dead Reckoning Bottle
  • 1. Studies have shown that drinking liquids from this bottle is guaranteed to increase happiness, energize the spirit, and boost fertility. Please drink from these bottles responsibly.
  • 2. We would tell you to go buy one or two, but they're sold out now. Will we make more? Maybe. But you shouldn't have left it to chance.
Pabst Blue Ribbon Party Pack
  • 1. Sometimes you just need a little escape.
  • 2. But sometimes in those sometimes you don't have a lot of money.
  • 3. And sometimes in those sometimes you find yourself in a spot where you don't have a lot to choose from.
  • 4. But a little bit of mind numbing elixir, no matter the quality or whatever is better than no mind numbing elixir.
  • 5. Also, the box works great as a trash can to help carry out all your goods. (Use a long strap to hold it all together.)

VI Packing List

Freeze-Dried Meals
Mountain House (Mexican Rice and Chicken a la King are good, get the Pro Paks if you can.)
Instant Oatmeal
Quaker Oats Brown Sugar and Maple
Bar #1
Clif Mojo
Bar #2
Clif Kit's Organic
Bulk, from the co-op
Teriyaki, Hot and Spicy, or Mangoes
Haribo Gummy Bears
Kettle Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper (compressed to reduce volume)
Flour, large taco/fajita size
8 oz
Artisanal Extra Sharp Cheddar
1 log
3 units/day
Stumptown, ground for pour over (or bring a grinder)
Clothing (Worn)
Bib Shorts
Specialized SWAT
Stretchwoven Overshort
Mission Workshop Stahl
Specialized BG Ridge
Cycling Cap
2 pair
Outlier or Swiftwick Merino Wool
Specialized Recon
Specialized Airnet
Mission Workshop The Meridian: Phase
Mission Workshop Linear Merino Tee
Clothing (Camp)
Long Sleeve Baselayer
Mountain Hardwear Ghost Whisperer
Camp Hat
Pink Poler Rayon Hat (go look at the photos, you'll see and you'll want it)
Camp Shoes
Glove Liners
Wool or Synthetic
Camp Shirt
Cotton Poler T-Shirt (there are SO many graphics to choose from, take your pick!)
Camp Shorts
Poler Men's River Chino Shorts
Gear (Bike)
Seat Bag
Specialized Burra Burra
Frame Bag
Specialized Burra Burra
Handlebar Bag
Specalized Burra Burra
Top Tube Bag
Specialized Burra Burra
Mini Tool
Specialized EMT PRO MTB
Patch Kit
Rema, of course
FRESH ones only
Tire Levers
As many as you can
Mini Pump
Specialized Air Tool Flex
Mechanic Stuff
1 (can be shared)
Multi-tool, Leatherman w/ pliers, tubes, patch kit, tire boots, tire levers, pump, spare chain linkes, shifter cable, nuts and bolts, derailleur hanger, zip ties, Gorilla tape, whatever else you can think of
Gear (Camp)
Hyperlite Mountain Gear Cuben Flat Tarp (w/ lightweight poles!)
Sleeping Bag
Mountain Hardwear Phantom 30°
Waterproof Stuff Sack
A few
Sea to Summit EVAC (minimum one for your sleeping bag)
Sleeping Pad
Therm-a-rest NeoAir XLite
Leatherman Wave (preferably one your brother gave you fifteen years ago for Christmas)
Snow Peak Mola (with fresh batteries)
Snow Peak
Snow Peak #sporklife
MFS, YJ, or something with a cool map on it
Teeth Stuff
Whatever your personal program is
Paul Beatty's The Sellout
Bic (in Ziplock)
Max SPF, waterproof
Oakley Frogskins
Repair Kit
Needle/thread, sleeping pad patch, Tenacious Tape
Wrap it in Gorilla tape
Wet Wipes
Soft pack
Gear (Camp, Shared)
Water Filter
1 per 2-3 people
MSR Sweetwater
Dr Bronner's Almond
1 per 2 people
Snow Peak Gigapower Auto
Snow Peak Giga Power (bigger size)
First Aid Kit
1 per 2-3 people
Mad Wikked Tooah
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