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Holin’: Day 02

Holin’: Day 02

07/18/2016 | Hellgate to St. Jacques

Jeb had felt cold before but the beating, subsequent recovery, and his refusal to leave the area knowing Eden was close left him ill-equipped for the winter. Had it not been for an ex-trapper, ex-miner, ex-gambler dubbed Hobblin’ Bob, Jeb might have perished that very first year in the mountains.

Holin’: Day 02

I II III IV V VI VII VIII

I Day 02 Intro & Stats

START – STOP: Hellgate, CA – St. Jacques, CA

 

DISTANCE: 12.8 mi

 

ELEVATION GAIN: 4096 ft

 

RIDING TIME: 4:00

MAJOR SUPPORT PROVIDED BY

 

TIME AWAKE SPENT IN PURSUIT OF THE TRIP, ROUGHLY: 6:00

 

POINTS OF INTEREST / OBJECTIVES: Avoid getting culled by Narcos. Swim in God’s Garden. Fix David’s Bike. Tow David into Camp.

 

CUE SHEET: KML DOWNLOAD

 

WEATHER: Today’s weather was once again kind, with temps somewhere in the high 70s. Add to this the shade of a pine forest over buffed singletrack and you have the recipe for a near-perfect day of riding.

 


 

As Wiley Jeb stole away into the moonlit hills of an early autumn night, he didn’t realize that soon enough he’d be face to face with an MSOJ winter. After leaving Ma Elder, Hayfork, and the relative comfort of a mid-century rural civilization behind, Jeb scoured the Trinity Alps and the Marbles looking for the best place to float and soak. Miners saw him soaking upstream from their claims, taking in the peaceable waters before they were muddled and violated by the ravenous machinations of the residual gold fever. During these weeks Jeb and the miners coexisted amicably, but as winter closed in reports of missing supplies, food, and clothing became more frequent. Winters in the MSOJ are not kind affairs: the angular crowd of peaks requires a healthy portion of snow to feed the rivers, creeks, and tributaries that make the area’s holin’ so exquisite.

Jeb had felt cold before but the beating, subsequent recovery, and his refusal to leave the area knowing Eden was close left him ill-equipped for the winter. Had it not been for an ex-trapper, ex-miner, ex-gambler dubbed Hobblin' Bob, Jeb might have perished that very first year in the mountains.”- YJ

Hobblin’ Bob had been around the MSOJ for as long as anyone could remember—longer actually, since there was nobody still breathing born before him. Old timers remembered seeing him when they were youngsters: he’d lurch into McGinty’s Dry Goods with beaver pelts stacked on his back nigh to the ceiling. But even mountain men are subject to the wiles of fashion and when beaver pelts went out of style, Hobblin’ Bob too changed his manner of business. Having spent years criss-crossing the mountains, he quickly became one of the area’s prominent prospectors. He had a knack for digging up nuggets and an even greater knack for losing them at the poker table. Hobblin’ Bob was a risk-taker, it was just in his blood. Some claim before he trapped beaver he was a harpooner on a whaling ship, and while that might fit his character he’d have to be the second coming of Moses in order to have lived that long.

 

When it came to poker, it should be noted, Bob was silent and accepting of his losses: no big show, no claims of being cheated, no duels in the street. He’d fold his cards, bow his head, and when the money ran out he’d get up and exit the saloon, stable as a sequoia no matter how much of William Brown's11DON’T call him Bill! home-cooked hooch he’d taken down. Eventually though the search for gold became too much of a struggle for Bob, with all the most profitable loads picked over. Besides, the hills were awash with dynamite-crazed yokels looking to blow up a plot of land at the tiniest hint of gold flake and ready to draw on a man just for stepping on the wrong side of a creek. It just wasn’t fun any longer. After he quite panning Bob all but disappeared from town. He stopped betting cold turkey and built himself a cabin in a remote part of the mountains, as far away from the madness of the miners as he thought possible.

 

It was here he discovered Wiley Jeb one late fall afternoon. Bob had been out hunting, hoping to bag himself a deer before the snow set in. He’d fired at but missed a young doe and, astounded by his miss, stumbled in a fog all the way back to his cabin. No more than fifty or so feet from his front door, the sight of a tanned, half-starved hobo in a wool sweater and sandals stumbling out from the back of his cabin snapped him out of that fog in a hurry. “You better stop right there son, or I’ll turn your head into a dropped meat pie.” Bob yelled, raising his gun. Jeb took one look at this ancient bear of a man and promptly ran. Had it not been for the missed deer, Bob might have just let Jeb go. But he knew he was better than that—he was a crack shot!—and just to prove it to himself he raised up and took aim at the cask of wine Jeb intended to make off with.22Nobody said Jeb was a nutritionist. When the wine burst it covered Jeb in a thick red glaze, and Bob sat staring at proto-beatnik Jesus freshly christened in his own sacrament. Fortunately Bob didn’t believe a lick of the scripture, and there were no holy spotlights piercing the veil of clouds to radiantly illuminate this tawny beggar.

 

“Now, if you would have just stopped when I told you to we could have shared that cask of wine, but I couldn’t bear seeing that whole cask just scamper off into the woods to be enjoyed by some skinny piece of beef jerky.”

 

Jeb stared at Bob, somewhat vacantly.

 

“Are you deaf? Got something wrong with you? Why are you out here?”

 

Jeb, emaciated and nearly dead from hunger, could only manage to get out a few words.

 

“The holes, the swimming holes,” he sputtered, before collapsing at Bob’s feet.

 

Once again Jeb found himself subject to the mercy and generosity of a complete stranger—a stranger he’d tried to steal from no less. But Bob had seen his type before, given that Bob was damn near 130 years old. He’d been a whaler, surveyor, trapper, and more. He’d seen the severe ascetics of India, lonely monks in the Carpathian mountains, shamans who could transform into sloths in the jungles of Costa Rica, and Pacific Islanders who wrestled with hammerhead sharks just for the fun of it. He recognized a mystic when saw one, and over the coming winter months he shared his food stores and stories with Jeb. In turn, Jeb told Bob the story of his quest to find swimming hole nirvana.

And, in a stroke of cosmic benevolence, the fates couldn’t have provided Jeb with a better guide.”- YJ

Over the past forty-some-odd years Bob had surveyed this entire region to a degree bordering on the absurd, leaving him with a few ideas as to where Jeb might find good holin’. “Come spring, I’ll take you to some holes that will shake you to your very foundation, such is their natural beauty and serenity.” As it turned out Bob was also well-prepared, with an entire cellar of wine, meat, cheese, etc. On these stores the two lived, feasting their way through winter.

II Hellgate
Coffees, naps, hangs.

Mile 40
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Reese = ALL THE STYLES
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Is that a fabric canoe? The strung up lower lip of a conquered giant? Or a really sad attempt at the Nike Swoosh? Only Moi Medina knows. Ask him on Instagram (@moi_is_moi). He'll tell you. Promise.
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Scene.
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The field of the flag is green, and the charge is the Seal of the State of Jefferson: a gold mining pan with the words "The Great Seal Of State Of Jefferson" engraved into the lip, and two Xs askew of each other. The two Xs are known as the "Double Cross" and signify the two regions' "sense of abandonment" from the central state governments, in both Southern Oregon and Northern California.

Hellgate Camp Coffee & Breakfast Expo

 

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Coffee & Breakfast fig. 1: Jenn
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Coffee & Breakfast fig. 2: Melisa
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Coffee & Breakfast fig. 3: Kyle
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Coffee & Breakfast fig. 4: Mike
10:41 AM
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Coffee & Breakfast fig. 5: Greg
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Barry. Beyond zen.
S E Q U O I A
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Pretty chill, huh guys? Now okay, you might be noticing the 4-Runner in the background. Well, since Greg's girlfriend Caroline wasn't riding she decided to meet us on our first night out. Did she bring a Coca-Cola for Daniel? No. Did she bring wine, chips, and some joy to the rest of us? Yes, yes she did.
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Closing in on noon. Moi don't care.
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Moi still not caring.
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III Hellgate Brunch Swim
Fulfilling our promise to Mike. We're not going to rush.

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Clear reflections.
11:04 AM
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#squadgoals achieved.
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And of course there was a rope swing!

IV Departing from Hellgate
It's a misnomer. Hellgate, it's a misnomer.

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What you don't see here is that David broke his derailluer hanger. We had spare, but not a spare that fit his bike, so what we were doing here, at this very moment, was attempting to use the files on our multi-tools to shape the hanger to fit. What you do see here is a number of slugs who appeared from within the rotted tree cum workbench to see what we were doing.
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Mile 43
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Chern–deep shred.
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This is a great example of what we would be riding for the next twelve miles. The creek was at various times on our left and on our right. Most of the time we had tree cover. The trail is exquisite.
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We had time for stunts. And Bo is more than capable of doing stunts.
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12:32 PM
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Taking the hidden route into God's Garden. As far as I can tell none of us died. But if we did, I don't think many of us would make it to the metaphysical version of God's Garden. Unless going to God's Garden is like going back to the point of original sin, and then you find yourself stuck in Ground Hog day-esque time loop cursed to re-live the faithless fallacy of human inquiry day after day. But that didn't happen either, we just wound up experiencing a truly wonderful swimming hole.
1:05 PM
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V God's Garden
Yeah, he planted it.

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Is this heaven? Do they have snacks in heaven? Do they have backpacks?
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Do they have tarps in heaven? Swim trunks? Sandals? If anything, they probably have sandals.
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Hard flexin'.
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Wine and Wine, so divine.
1:42 PM
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The God's Garden water nymph pantomime, act 2, scene 3. In which Jenn and Melisa interpret the ritualistic gyrations of Nomia as she attempts to capture the gaze of Daphnis.
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Its not the red sea, and he didn't part it. But I think Greg def deserves some Old Testament props here.
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When you have a background in Hot Dogging, you can always pull out the Spread Eagle from your bag of tricks.
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YOGA.
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On of us is tan. The other is on his way to a sunburn.
While the rest of us enjoyed the fruits of God's Garden. David, like the mighty Haphaestus, toiled in his workshop in hopes that his titanium steed might ride again.
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Yeah, this is good.
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VI Potentially Accidentally Stumbling Into Narco Territory
This is a self-explanatory title.

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Mile 49
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At this point we had just push-climbed-struggled up a skinny little trail for the past hour or so. It turned out to be the wrong trail. As in we took a wrong turn. Fortunately, we figured this out before we came to the trail's destination. The terminus happened to be a illegal pot grow. We had been warned to steer clear of these so we turned around. Also by moving forward from here on the right path, we found the trail was once again rideable.
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VII St. Jacques
"If I were a miner, this is where I'd mine."

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8:32 PM
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Imagine, if you will, a fire in the middle of this circle. We did.
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Lounging fig. 1 - Melisa
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Lounging fig. 2 - Moi
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Lounging fig. 3 - Greg
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Lounging fig 4. - Brian
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We set bear punching bags up so that any bear coming close to our camp would have something to entertain him or her self with while we slept.
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Victory!

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