2013 USA Pro Challenge: Stage 01
We accidentally forgot about the race and missed the next lap, still at the Starbucks enjoying espresso drinks and air conditioning, and a handy 110v outlet. Side note: Inside the Starbucks we located a TV (which TV was playing the race) and photographed it as penance.
I A Pre-Race Meet & Greet With Candice & Courtney
At 10:01 a.m. inline behind us at the Snowmass Village Starbucks we met the 2013 USA Pro Cycling Challenge Podium Girls: Candice Wurster and Courtney James. Candice from Los Angeles, California drank an Iced Doppio With Half-&-Half and Courtney from Fort Collins, Colorado drank an Iced Venti Unsweetened Passion Tea.
“We’re having a blast! We work with an agency called Umbrella Girls USA and we were selected by Medalist. We’ve done NASCAR, Moto GP, NHRA, Motocross and a lot of cycling events. We feel like we’ve made it now because this Medalist and USA PRO CHALLENGE event is the biggest event we’ve done so far.”
“We haven’t done any weird jobs but we’ve met some weird people. Do we know about Peter Sagan? Yes! And yes we saw that picture and we know what he did. We would not let it happen to us though, we’d be like, “No way!” [At this point MFS interjects: “But he’s really fast, and he is a sprinter!” And then we all start laughing and pretending to dodge unsolicited Ass Grabs.]We don’t think he’s ever going to do it again though.”- Courtney James
II A Description of MFS' Pre-Race Transportation Situation
We don’t want to drive to the start in Aspen because last year parking in Aspen was non-existent, the whole having and managing a vehicle in that town during the USA Pro Cycling Challenge experience was protracted, caustic and problematic. Most, if not all, of the teams are staying in the Snowmass Village complex (we are too), various shuttles are running between Snowmass and Aspen and a Public Bus rumor is going around, but we decide to hitchhike thumbs-out-style on the main road just behind the complex. The Garmin-Sharp Team Bus Driver does give us a thumbs-up—we are clearly doing the thumbs-out-we-are-hitchhiking gesture and not the thumbs-up-hey-we-like-you gesture—and but doesn’t slow and/or stop for us. A series of Judge, Medical, and Event Staff vans pass us but do not stop. Troy Lyon, the soigneur for Team Novo Nordisk (TNN)11The Pro Continental team formerly known as Team Type 1 – Sanofi, offered to give us a ride in a team support vehicle he was driving, but later than we wanted. An Optum p/b Kelly Benefits Team car stopped for a moment to laugh at us and tell us that if we were hot girls they would give us a ride, but since we weren’t, they had too much shit in the back seat—sorry. Eventually a white mini-van with United Health Care magnets on the side stopped for us and offered us a ride. That’s when we met Wes Mallette (driving), UHC’s PR/Media/Social/Communications Officer and Joe Coddington (aka J.COD), UHC’s Manager of Everything That Isn’t A Race Officer. We promptly told them nobody wanted to stop for us because we’re just Manual for Speed, and Wes said yeah, well, whatever, what about Manual For Professional Kindness and Courtesy, and Mutual Respect, Respect for the Sport?
And we all said yeah really loudly together and laughed, then we had a super enjoyable drive to Aspen during which drive we told them about the Race Security Officer we met yesterday in the Media Room who told us that before this he worked for Homeland Security during which tenure his primary focus was security and threat analysis at the Aspen Airport. We also talked about caravan catastrophes and some longstanding beef between a certain Team Bus Driver and another certain Team Bus Driver. At the start where we parked Wes told us that we could get a ride back with them after the finish and that barring a UHC podium22Editor’s Note: Please note time log entry 4:00-5:00 PM, below. we would likely be leaving more or less right away.
III A Chronological Breakdown of the Day's Events
- 11:45 AM: Interviewed Tim Johnson
- 11:53 AM-12:01 PM: Found a spectator at the Rapha/SKY RV with a giant cardboard Tim Johnson head and convinced him to follow me in an effort to find Tim Johnson, so that MFS could take a photo with Tim Johnson and GIANT HEAD Tim Johnson.
- 12:17 PM: Interviewed Phil Gaimon, discussed a strategy of sorts.
- 12:42 PM: We interviewed Matt Cooke about puppies and sponsorship.
- 1:05 PM: Watched the start of the race.
- 1:15 PM: After watching the Neutral Parade Lap through downtown Aspen, we found a building on a corner 150 meters from the finish with rooftop access. Employees of the business located on the ground floor showed us where the door to the roof was, walked us to the top and vouched for us when a woman working at law firm on the second floor was skeptical about our presence in general and whether we had permission from the building owner (Ben) in particular.
- 1:25 PM: After vetting our rooftop vantage situation for the next lap (estimated at roughly forty-minutes now), the first of three including the finish, we went to lunch three blocks away at NY Pizza.
- 1:55 PM: We attempted to gain access to the corner-located rooftop vantage but the door to the top floor was locked. We blame the law firm woman who mostly likely contacted Ben, who we never met, and who never gave us permission, but who one of the employees of the business on the ground floor said had given us permission, falsely, in an effort to help us, and because we think he didn’t care much for the law firm lady either.
- 2:00 PM: We pushed our way through the crowd to the orange barricades and photographed the field.
- 2:05 PM: We walked to a Starbucks.
- 2:55 PM: We accidentally forgot about the race and missed the next lap, still at the Starbucks enjoying espresso drinks and air conditioning, and a handy 110v outlet. Side note: Inside the Starbucks we located a TV (which TV was playing the race) and photographed it as penance.
- 3:45 PM: We walked to the finish, past the finish line, and photographed the finish.
- 3:55 PM: We walked over to the Stage/Podium area and interviewed our new friends Candice (@candicelorraine_) and Courtney (@misscourtneyjames).
- 4:00-5:00 PM: We watched every vehicle associated with race drive away except the white van (Kiel Reijnen, Team United Health Care, finished third and so our new friend and the driver of the white van Wes, was busy—just like he said he would be), in which white van we were planning to get a ride back to Snowmass.
- 5:00 PM: After interviewing Kiel Reijnen, we purchased some Swedish Fish and Gummy Bears from a local market and gas station.
- 5:15 PM: We hitchhiked home with, apparently, the owner/manager of Team United Health Care in his Toyota FJ.
- 8:00 PM: David Evangelista from Team Colombia invited us to the Team Dinner where we ate bland chicken and white starchy foods with Team Colombia, and where we also ran into ex-Exergy riders Fast Freddy, Serge and Morgan.